Dear Research Company,
Shockingly, you left a message last night. I liked that.
Shockingly, you called back tonight at shortly before 10:00 PM. That, I didn't like so much.
While your website indicates otherwise, I can't imagine that anyone out there would like to take your survey after finishing an evening routine after 9 pm. Certainly few of us at neary 10:00. Short of emergencies and the occasional friend or family, no one calls us this late. I sound old, I know, but it's true.
Really, a research call at nearly 10. I still can't believe it.
No, I won't answer your questions. And, no, at this point I don't want to tell you a more convenient time to call. You're lucky I was as polite as I was.
Forever indebted to caller ID.