I'm trying these on today (or at least right now before I make a potentially icky phone call):
*I am really, really fantastic.
*My boots can kick some serious something, if needed.
*Have you noticed how cute I am?
*Yes, I am that smart.
*No, you can't take my brain, my wit, or my baptismal right as a child of GOD away from me with your nastiness. I checked.
*Did you listen to my sermon? Maybe you should have. It was really good. And I was thinking about you when I wrote it.
*These jeans make my a** look fabulous. And it's not just me who thinks so.
*I can laugh at any situation. Just give me time.
*Where's my tiara?
And perhaps my favorite:
*OK, it's not always about me. But it's most definitely not about you today. So, maybe it is about me.
With that, I'm dialing the phone.
16 comments:
Well? Did you luck out and get the answering machine?
Yes! I did get the answering machine!!
And I've asked myself sometimes, "Just why am I a recluse?"
You may need to market that monologue! PPB
I love your pep talk. Hope you don't mind if I borrow the technique.
wow you go girl! i uh...have put off making my phone call. did some shopping, visiting, blogging... augh. so here we go...
good luck. i like the jeans & the boots go with those.
I like them all. I bet you looked sexy dialing that phone. (There's another one to add.) I'm looking you up when I need a pep talk!
i might print this and put it under my phone for a pep talk. this is great.
fabulous.
so glad you got the answering machine. that's the best.
I love that you're all enjoying these. Keeping them under the phone is a great idea....
Wow! Awesome :-)
So...do they ahve to call you back, or has it all been said and done now?
totally stealing your ideas!
way to go!
I used a peptalk when I had to make a phone call yesterday but mine went more "youcandothisyoucandothisyoucandothis." i like yours a lot better.
So were you incredibly erudite, sexy and charming with your phone message? I bet you were!
interested in the next installment...
Ab Fab... as usual!
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